Friday, July 25, 2008

The Vagina Dialogues


denise: hey what u gonna be for halloween?
denise: lets dress up this year!

quiettnt: yeah..
quiettnt: I always do

denise: here's my costume for this year (see pic)
denise: help me make it!

quiettnt: WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!
quiettnt: NOOOOO
quiettnt: is that a pad and a tampon???

denise: lol
denise: both
quiettnt: yucckkkk!!!!!

denise: its natural!

quiettnt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
quiettnt: shocked and apalled

denise: I am going to wear this costume and when people gross out , I will reply '" ITS NATURAL!! NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF!!"

quiettnt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

denise: "Hey, I celebrate my period!!!"
denise: thats what i will say

quiettnt: OVER MY DEAD GORGEOUS BODY!!!

denise: okay how about we go as a team-costume?

quiettnt: ok

denise: you dress up as a vagina, and I will be a tampon!

quiettnt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

denise: oh man, I am almost peeing from laughter
denise: im laughing at your reaction

quiettnt: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??

denise: LOL

quiettnt: no u wont wear it!!!! period!!!
quiettnt: LOL
quiettnt: period.. get it?

denise: lol ... you made a PUN!!

quiettnt: that is disgusting

denise: you are bloody witty!!! (ooh another pun!!)

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